Anyone who has been following manufacturing and the economy will love this article from the Onion.
Remains Of Ancient Race Of Job Creators Found In Rust Belt
October 31, 2011 | ISSUE 47•44
WASHINGTON—A team of leading archaeologists announced Monday they had uncovered the remains of an ancient job-creating race that, at the peak of its civilization, may have provided occupations for hundreds of thousands of humans in the American Northeast and Midwest. read the rest of the article here